Nanny's Done A Crappy

Now Baby Has a Dirty Nappy

Baby's in his nappy and nanny needs a crappy

So where should nanny poo ?

oh yes let's poo on you.

Nappy's opened wide

Nowhere for willie to hide

Soon her botty's squeezin

Baby's hot and wheezing

Mummy's feeling pleazin

The nursery smells of poo

And it's all for you !