Politically Incorrect Jokes

(sent to me by my clients)

 

As I am always in trouble with some authority or other I would like to make it known that these jokes are not in any way meant to offend anyone, as we at Amandom  have no prejudice against any race, colour or creed.

 

Now please feel free to laugh your balls off !

 

 

 

 

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her problem.

 

The gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you".

 

So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis"

 

Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

 

 

 

Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night.

 

He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 duaghters."

 

The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig."

 

The second man said ,"I slept like a cow."

 

The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."

 

 

 

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

 

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

 

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."

 

"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "

 

 

 

My welsh mate was found dead yesterday. He died the way he wanted to go.....He passed away peacefully in his sheep...

 

 

 

Paddy was shagging a girl when she asked him "doesn't it bother you I’m only 13?” Paddy replied "not really I’ve never been superstitious"

 

 

 

Went to bed with 3 Thai girls last night - it was like winning the lottery! They had six Matching balls!!

 

 

 

Failed a job interview today, apparently “a gangbang " isn't proof that you have worked as part of a team.

 

 

 

A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.

He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?"

She says, "It's me lower mouth."

He says, "What do you mean, 'your lower mouth?'"

She says, "Just what I said, it's me lower mouth. It's got a moustache... It's got lips..."

He asks, "Has it got a tongue in it?"

She says, "Not yet. . ."

 

 

 

"A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?"

 

 

 

The new office junior has just started at my work. "He's a nice lad" I said to my wife "but he's got an awful skin condition""Ah bless him, is it acne?" she asked. "No" I replied "He's black"

 

 

 

So sex between 3 people is called a "threesome" and sex between 2 people is called a "twosome", Just dawned on me why they call you handsome!

 

 

 

Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt... Sometimes... when you are worried.... no one sees your stress...Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ......But try masturbating in Asda car park just one fucking time & see how much fucking attention you get. Can you pick me up from the antrim rd police station ?

 

 

 

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know.

It requires a bit of explanation.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy arse and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.

 

If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, its male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If SHE asks you, it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and sexy underwear, you're a pervert.

If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want sex too often, you're oversexed.

If you don't, there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because we fucking well want to!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car,

and start walking to abarn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn,

and offers them a room for one night

 

 

 

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.

He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!",

"I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.

The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" ,

"DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.

Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

 

 

 

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

 

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

 

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

 

 

 

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago,

 

the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

 

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

 

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

 

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

 

 

 

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge.

She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery.

 

As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed.

Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg.

He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment,

he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs.

 

He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!"

 

"No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead."

 

 

 

Bad and Worse

 

Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

 

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it.

 

Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.

 

Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser. Worse: He looks better than you.

 

 Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice.

 

 Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.

 

 Bad: Your wife’s is leaving you. Worse: For another woman.

 

 

 

Bruce comes home from the pub and sees Sheila watching Gordon Ramsay's F%*#ing cooking show on the telly.

Bruce says; "What are you watching that shit for? You can't cook to save your life!"

To which Sheila replies; "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"

 

 

 Shop Trainee

A new Trainee was working in a porno shop. The manager had to go out for a minute and asked if he could handle the shop on his own. He said yes. A few minutes after, a white woman comes in and asked for black porn. The trainee says that it costs $35. Then, a black woman comes in and asks for white porn. The trainee also says that the porn regardless of whether it is black of white porn costs $35. After she left, a blonde came in and looked at the porn. The blonde then asks what that trinket up there was. The trainee says that is costs $162. The blonde bought it. Then, the manager comes back in and asks him how much he made. The trainee then says that he sold black and white porn and that little trinket on your desk to a blonde for 162 dollars! The managers then say that the item was his thermos.

 

 

 

Afternoon Quickie

 

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie

with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopee."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

 

 

 

Muslim woman wear veils to stop men looking at them in sexual way.

Well the jokes on them, I have a ghost fetish

 

 

 

Nate and Barbara had really hit it off and at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each

other in his apartment, Nate asked before we go any further, Barbara, tell me do you have any special fetishes that

I should take into account in bed? “As a matter of fact” smiled Barbara, “I do happen

to have a foot fetish....but I suppose I’ll settle for four or five inches.”

 

 

 

If your sex is on fire, you might be having sex with a pyrophile

 

 

 

Joe is sitting on a train across from a

busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight,

he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and

inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over

and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

 

 

 

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynaecologist and told him that she and her husband

wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant,"

she confessed miserably.

"I'm sure we´ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.

"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table.""Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young

woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby

 

 

 

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday? She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'

 

 

 

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,

“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.

One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,

“That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina.

That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.

What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery.”

 

 

 

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver,

I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said,

"Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

 

 

 

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?

A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.

And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

 

 

 

What would men do if they had a vagina for a day

 

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

 

 

 

This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:

wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.

wife: i'm flat chested.

husband: i don't believe u..prove it.

 

So she takes off her shirt.

husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.

wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.

husband: im "weighed like a baby".

wife: i don't believe you, prove it.

So he takes off his pants.

wife: i thought u said u were weighed like a baby?!

husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces

 

 

 

What do you get if you grow a field full of dildos?

Squatters!

 

 

 

One day, this over-sexed husband gets an idea and says to his wife, “Babe...let me cum in your ear!"She is shocked, and cries, "No, I'll go deaf!" To which he retorts, "No, you won't.....I've been Cumming in your mouth for years, and you haven't shut-up once!!"

 

 

 

One day a woman says to her husband, “make love to me like they do in the movies!!"  So their going at it, and he cums all over her face! She cries, "What the hell was that?" As he begins to turn red, he mutters, "I guess we don't watch the same movies!!"

 

 

 

It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. .........an eye I can't see out of .........to hang around with two nuts all the time My closest neighbour is a real asshole My best friend is a pussy and every time I get excited, I throw up

 

 

 

My welsh mate was found dead yesterday. He died the way he wanted to go.....He passed away peacefully in his sheep...

 

 

 

Paddy was shagging a girl when she asked him "doesn't it bother you I’m only 13?” Paddy replied "not really I’ve never been superstitious"

 

 

 

Went to bed with 3 Thai girls last night - it was like winning the lottery! They had six Matching balls!!

 

 

 

Failed a job interview today, apparently “a gangbang " isn't proof that you have worked as part of a team.

 

 

 

A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.

He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?"

She says, "It's me lower mouth."

He says, "What do you mean, 'your lower mouth?'"

She says, "Just what I said, it's me lower mouth. It's got a moustache... It's got lips..."

He asks, "Has it got a tongue in it?"

She says, "Not yet. . ."

 

 

 

"A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?"

 

 

 

The new office junior has just started at my work. "He's a nice lad" I said to my wife "but he's got an awful skin condition""Ah bless him, is it acne?" she asked. "No" I replied "He's black"

 

 

 

So sex between 3 people is called a "threesome" and sex between 2 people is called a "twosome", Just dawned on me why they call you handsome!

 

 

 

Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt... Sometimes... when you are worried.... no one sees your stress...Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ......But try masturbating in Asda car park just one fucking time & see how much fucking attention you get. Can you pick me up from the antrim rd police station ?

 

 

 

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know.

It requires a bit of explanation.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy arse and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.

 

If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, its male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If SHE asks you, it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and sexy underwear, you're a pervert.

If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want sex too often, you're oversexed.

If you don't, there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because we fucking well want to!

 

 

 

Man spots an old friend who had undergone a sex change.

Bloody hell you look good, bet it hurt when they put in those implants?

"No, that was ok " said the friend. "You're not going to tell me it didn't hurt when they

turned your cock into a cunt"?

No that wasn't too bad either but I'll tell you what did hurt like mad .

"What's that" the man asked?

When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and sucked out half my brain.

 

 

 

Prof of Maths sends wife txt. "Dear wife urn 54 yrs old u can no longer satisfy

my needs so when u get this I will be in a motel with my 18 yr old assistant, I'm sorry

I will be home late."" Wife sends reply "Dear Husband you're also 54 and by the

time u get this I'll also be at a motel with an 18yr old toyboy,

you're a mathamatition so you'll know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than

54 goes into 18, so don't wait up floppy knob.

 

 

 

 

I asked my dad the other day at what age is it ok to have sex with girls.

He replied "when they leave school son they are legal."

Apparently 3:15pm wasn't what he meant.

 

 

 

 My son went to audition for the part of the Artful Dodger

in a production of Oliver Twist.

When I found out that he hadn't got the role and had lost it to an asian

I went & asked the director what was wrong with his audition, "nothing" he said

"but under our new equal rights policy we've got to pick a paki or two."

 

 

 

I don't know what's happening in this country.

You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children.

It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.

 

 

 

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name.

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied.

He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers.

He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre.

But 3 days later his Sherbet Dib-Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he likes Allsorts!

 

 

 

I was shagging a girl the other nite and she said "don't put it up my arse!"

I had to explain that it's traditional for the person with the knife to make those decisions!

 

 

 

The Muslim Council of Great Britain has decided to hold it's 1st Gay festival this year.

RAM A MAN will start in April

 

 

 

Why don't black people go on cruises?

They already fell for that trick once!

 

 

 

Catholic boy in confession says "bless me father for I have sinned.. I had a wank over my sister"

. "that's a disgrace..said the priest.."especially when you have 2 gorgeous brothers"

 

 

 

Dr Smith sleeps with one of his patients in a weak moment.

He is tortured with guilt. In one ear his evil conscience is saying....

Your a single man, don't worry about it....in his other ear his good conscience is sayin...

your a fuckin vet, you sick bastard!

 

 

 

The dog was barking at my wife yesterday whilst I was fucking her.

She's a jealous little bitch,

I don't think she likes my wife's fetish of watching us from the corner of the room.

 

 

 

Q: Why do Niggers always have sex on the brain?

A: Because they've got pubic hair on their heads.

 

 

 

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

 

 

 

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Christmas Day the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said,

the kid came in and asked "What's that mean"

and the man said it was the shaving cream brand  he was using.

Down stairs the mum was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said.

Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mum said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said

"Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet,

my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mum is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

 

 

 

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear,

but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station.

Still holding the shoe between her legs,

She pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

 

 

 

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,

"You know, I don't know what else to do.

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,

I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.

I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house,

I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom.

I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says,

"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.

I screech into the driveway, slam the door,

storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet,

jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say,

'How about a blowjob?'

...And she's always sound asleep."

 

 

 

John (now Jean) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women.

His old friend Pete sees him and says, "John, you look great...you're beautiful!"

John says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt."

Pete says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?"

John says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

Pete says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?"

John says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

Pete says, "Then what did hurt?"

John says, "When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and sucked out half my brain."

 

 

 

Q: Why did God give Niggers rhythm?

A: Compensation, because he fucked up their hair.